Queen Elizabeth the Dresser
Lizzie sat dishevelled on the curb. She was bored. So bored. Being a teenager was tough. Her parents were soooo annoying. Dad was always picking her up from school wearing Crocs. She wanted to die. Mom kept telling her to "be herself". How was she meant to know what that was?
I befriended her, helped her remove some unfortunate tattoos, and taught her good posture by making her walk while balancing a book on her head. With the right hair products, it turned out she was a stunner. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Queen Elizabeth!
33.25“ wide
18.5“ deep
34“ high
Shipping is NOT included. If you’re unable to pick up your piece in San Francisco please contact me (sarah@bashforddesign.com) for a shipping quote. Depending on your zip code, shipping could cost between $100 and $900.
Lizzie sat dishevelled on the curb. She was bored. So bored. Being a teenager was tough. Her parents were soooo annoying. Dad was always picking her up from school wearing Crocs. She wanted to die. Mom kept telling her to "be herself". How was she meant to know what that was?
I befriended her, helped her remove some unfortunate tattoos, and taught her good posture by making her walk while balancing a book on her head. With the right hair products, it turned out she was a stunner. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Queen Elizabeth!
33.25“ wide
18.5“ deep
34“ high
Shipping is NOT included. If you’re unable to pick up your piece in San Francisco please contact me (sarah@bashforddesign.com) for a shipping quote. Depending on your zip code, shipping could cost between $100 and $900.
Lizzie sat dishevelled on the curb. She was bored. So bored. Being a teenager was tough. Her parents were soooo annoying. Dad was always picking her up from school wearing Crocs. She wanted to die. Mom kept telling her to "be herself". How was she meant to know what that was?
I befriended her, helped her remove some unfortunate tattoos, and taught her good posture by making her walk while balancing a book on her head. With the right hair products, it turned out she was a stunner. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Queen Elizabeth!
33.25“ wide
18.5“ deep
34“ high
Shipping is NOT included. If you’re unable to pick up your piece in San Francisco please contact me (sarah@bashforddesign.com) for a shipping quote. Depending on your zip code, shipping could cost between $100 and $900.
